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Neon Black Soul: you are such a blog whore
Atrox Mortis: I am not, I fucking hate those things... but they're fucking addictive.
Neon Black Soul: u sure?
Atrox Mortis: Quite sure.
Atrox Mortis: Er, I mean...
Atrox Mortis: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH TREACHERY!
Atrox Mortis: I shall destroy you!
Atrox Mortis: Down with Princess Blacksoul..and...and....AND HER LIES!
Neon Black Soul: lmao
Atrox Mortis: Mwahahahahaha.
Atrox Mortis: *Burns small village of innocents down to make his point*
Neon Black Soul: long live lord Nargoth!
Atrox Mortis: Infernal Hails!
Neon Black Soul: hails! \m/
Atrox Mortis: Now you may kiss my ring.
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[12 Jul 2005|05:34pm] |
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Atrox Mortis: For the sake of my soul, if you can find it. Stratovarius - Will My Soul Ever Rest In Peace
Decaying Duchess: But you have no soul.
Atrox Mortis: I know this, we're still mourning for it.
Decaying Duchess: Who's we?
Atrox Mortis: me and the snake in my pocket.
Decaying Duchess: You put it in your pocket, huh? Wow. I've heard of snakes in pants, but never stretching to the pocket.
Atrox Mortis: Are you impressed?
Decaying Duchess: Well, you could just be off centre, so not really. I'd have to see your snake to be impressed. =P
Atrox Mortis: Well okay but he's shy.
Decaying Duchess: You have a shy snake? Aww.
Atrox Mortis: Yeah, he's timid.
Decaying Duchess: Why?
Atrox Mortis: Girls frighten him a bit, I think.
Decaying Duchess: Aww. But we just want to tickle him a bit.
Atrox Mortis: He's ticklish, that's not fair!
Decaying Duchess: He doesn't like being tickled?
Atrox Mortis: No.
Decaying Duchess: But why?
Atrox Mortis: He likes being caressed lovingly.
Decaying Duchess: Aww. But tickling can get him excited, and then you caress him lovingly.
Atrox Mortis: Psh, you just want to abuse my snake.
Decaying Duchess: I do not. I think snakes are cute when they jump around from being tickled. That's not abuse.
Decaying Duchess: Besides, when I think he's scared, that's when I start trying to make up for frightening him.
Atrox Mortis: So you just want to make my snake dance, huh?
Decaying Duchess: Yes. That's what snake charmers do.
Decaying Duchess: That won't be all, though. He'll be rewarded for his dance.
Atrox Mortis: Can you play the snake flute?
Decaying Duchess: Yes. I have a very good mouth for playing the snake flute.
Atrox Mortis: That's a special talent.
Decaying Duchess: It is. I just wrap my lips around it and blow.
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[26 Jun 2005|07:08pm] |
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Atrox Mortis: I'm sick as a dog.
Neon Black Soul: aww baby i am sorry :(
Neon Black Soul: that really sux
Atrox Mortis: You know what, though?
Neon Black Soul: what?
Atrox Mortis: I learned something from it...lung fragments taste like chicken!
Neon Black Soul: eww
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[26 Jun 2005|06:43pm] |
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I went down to Oslo for a week, that was great fun. Sex in a hotel room! YEAH BABY! What is it about a hotel room that just makes everyone horny? It's like, "Lock the door and close the curtains, I hope we get room service because we aren't gonna have time to go get dinner!" (or breakfast, or lunch, or anything else for that matter.) The only thing I can see me leaving the room for is more whipped cream to slather on naughty places, mmm creamy chocolate goodness. Uhh, wait, did I just type that out loud? Haha!
Got to play around for a week since I got all that time off work, whoo-ee! I needed that. Time to fuck around in town, nearly get beat up by a guy who called me a pointy eared faggot and get the company of my lovely Katy all at once. We saw Morbid Angel on saturday and that was badass, highlight of my year so far was to hear "Streaks of Blood" and "God of Emptiness" live! I think it almost gave me a hard-on... If you haven't heard them, go fucking download them now. NOW, I DECREE IT SO! What are you waiting for? Stop staring at me like I'm nuts and go do it now! Bastards.
Next few shows will be Goddethroned and Napalm Death and I can hardly fucking wait. Now only if I Mortiis will tour up this way sometime, my life will be complete and I can die happy. In all seriousness, I'm really having a hard time finding what would make my life complete. Knowing who I am, what I am and where I've come from would be a good start but right now I can't seem to find the slightest hint of it. Being adopted really fucking sucks and there's not a damn thing you can do about it, it's a pretty crap feeling when you know your parents didn't want you and for whatever reason, abandoned you to someone else. I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN! Maybe they just knew I was going to be ugly as hell and didn't want to deal with the humiliation. Hahahaha
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| This journal is now a big piece of sex, look at it! Flaming. |
[04 Jun 2005|03:31pm] |
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Katy and I are just laying here and we were argueing about who was better...Cookie Monster or The Count from Seseame Street. The Count is obviously cooler, Piss on the cookie monster. Lazy fucknut, eating all the cookies. He's a fucking hippy...and, LIGHTNING DID NOT STRIKE WHEN HE COUNTED THINGS! The Count was the ubergoth, the Count was so goth that whenever he went outside the sun set. Now that is goth... bitch!
Katy also has come to me with the information that pickles taste better relish, which is an interesting theory but I think she's all wrong. Relish is awesome, you couldn't have tuna salad sandwiches without relish, so she certainly has to be wrong because I decree it so, and what Lord Nargoth says.. GOES. *Slams hand down on table and knocks a plate off onto the floor*
Well, that was fucking smooth...
And I have the sudden urge to belch.
How attractive.
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| Girlfriends are evil. |
[03 Jun 2005|02:56pm] |
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Atrox Mortis: I now dub you... TIDDLEBITS!
Neon Black Soul: why thank you my sweet little gobbyboo.
Atrox Mortis: Gobbyboo?
Neon Black Soul: yes.......GOBBYBOO THE FRIENDLY LOVE TROLL :D
Atrox Mortis: WTF! ...LOVE TROLL!?
Neon Black Soul: don't deny it, you love me
Atrox Mortis: Trolls do not love! I shall destroy you!
Neon Black Soul: ~pinches your cheeks~ aaaaaawww my widdle gobbyboo trying to be all hardcore and spooky, isn't that sweet.
Atrox Mortis: Katy... get your hand out of my pants
Neon Black Soul: sorry... I was checking to see if I had lost anything in there lately
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[03 Jun 2005|07:27am] |
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Everyone needs to get the fuck out of my brain about the cheese, it's not funny anymore.
Leave my cheese alone!
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[29 May 2005|08:14am] |
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So it's journal time...
I spend so much fucking time on forums, I might as well be here too.
Katy and I were in Baatsfjord for awhile yesterday, that was fun. We had lunch and went walking about town until it started pouring rain and we both ran like we were made of sugar down the street, though, I'm glad I'm not made of sugar... I couldn't be all ghrym and hardcore because I'd be a marshmallow bunny. Yummo!
Now I think I've got a cold... fanfuckingtastic. *Grumbles and lights a cigarette* I so should be in bed, I haven't slept since wednesday but I really couldn't care less right now, I'm not tired and my cat is sitting on my shoulder biting on my ponytail, she knows I smell good and is trying to eat me. I feel violated, I am being mauled by a giant pussy. Aaaaagh! Heeeelp! *Dies horrible and tragic death*
Yeah, in any case, this could be fun.. I hold no accountability for the obscenity and tomfoolery that will go on. My mind is a strange place... Don't be too surprised by some of the stupid shite I come up with. It's only fair warning and then, do not complain to me going, "Holy shit, you're weird." Yes, I know...
Back off to chatland I go...
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